What can melt your heart?

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Talks with kids.

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.

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He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Why don’t people show patriot Donald Trump the respect he deserves? He’s successful in business, politics, and with the ladies.

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Why do people keep saying they have evidence and have presented it that proves you're wrong even though they have none and haven't presented anything? Furthermore, what do they think you're wrong about?

He- (blank face)

Me- (laughs)

Me- (keep laughing)

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Everyone - okay didi.

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

When do you feel most peaceful ever?

Scene- oath ceremony

Shruti Verma

What can melt your heart?

What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

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Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.